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WILL

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"The Legend, The Myth, The Will"

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Will once saved an entire village by just winking. His laugh has been scientifically proven to cure hiccups and his dance moves defy gravity and logic.

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Times Will has been mistaken for the answer to life
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Distance Will's charm has traveled into outer space
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๐Ÿ“š LEGENDARY FACTS ๐Ÿ“š

Things you NEED to know about Will

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Will can speak fluent dolphin.

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He invented a new color that only orcas can see.

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Will's sneeze sounds exactly like a Beethoven symphony.

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Chickens consult Will before they cross roads.

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NASA is considering making Will the first man on Mars.

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The concept of time zones was created after Will traveled too fast.

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Will once won a staring contest against a statue.

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He can do a perfect moonwalk on any surface, including water.

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What the world's most famous people say about Will

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"Will is hands down the best human since sliced bread. I mean, I thought I was America's Dad until I met him!"

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Tom Hanks

Actor

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"Ever since I met Will, my lemonade tastes sweeter. He's got magic!"

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Beyoncรฉ

Singer

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"Will is scarier than any monster I've ever written. In a good way."

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Stephen King

Author

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"I'm considering naming the next SpaceX mission after Will. He's out of this world."

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Elon Musk

Billionaire Inventor

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"Will once gave me life advice that changed everything. He simply said, 'Be more Will.' I've been trying ever since."

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Oprah Winfrey

Media Mogul

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"For Will, I would even serve ice cream with ketchup. That's how legendary he is."

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๐Ÿ† AWARDS & ACCOMPLISHMENTS ๐Ÿ†

A mere fraction of Will's lifetime achievements

Nobel Prize in Everything

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Awarded in recognition of his achievements in literally every field.

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Guinness World Record for Most Impressive Yawn

2023

Out-yawned everyone, including lions.

Honorary Mayor of the Bermuda Triangle

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Appointed due to his ability to never get lost, even in the Triangle.

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First Human to be Named Honorary Dolphin

2022

For his contributions to interspecies communication.

King of the Internet

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Crowned after breaking the internet with a single selfie.

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Olympic Gold in Couch Surfing

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Displayed exceptional balance and endurance on sofas worldwide.

Time Traveler of the Year

2021
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Successfully predicted events by creating them.

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Patron Saint of Memes

2020

Canonized by the Internet for his meme-worthy existence.

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๐Ÿ” THE CONSPIRACY WALL ๐Ÿ”

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING ABOUT WILL?

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"Will was the real architect behind Stonehenge."

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"Will is secretly the CEO of every company."

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"Will invented gravity as a practical joke."

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"Will wrote all of Shakespeare's plays in invisible ink."

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"Will communicates telepathically with all cats."

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"Aliens consult Will for intergalactic comedy routines."

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"Will's laughter is the key to solving climate change."

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"Will has a secret twin who operates in an alternate dimension."

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"Will was the mastermind behind the Moon Landing - using only a slingshot and wit."

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"Is Will the true composer of Beethovenโ€™s Fifth Symphony?"

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"Will secretly controls all GPS devices worldwide, always leading to fun destinations."

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"Was Will behind the invention of glitter to make the world more fabulous?"

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"Claims suggest Will has the ability to communicate with plants, growing them faster."

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"Did Will invent the concept of humor back in the days of yore?"

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"Is Will the secret source of the Northern Lights, dazzling cities with his aura?"

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"Some say Will is the original architect of the Great Pyramids, using only sandcastles."

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"Will was the real architect behind Stonehenge."

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"Will is the secret composer of all nursery rhymes."

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"Will is actually the ruler of a hidden moon colony."

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"Will was the first to domesticate cats."

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"Will is the mastermind behind the invention of Wi-Fi."

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"Will secretly advises world leaders through coded musical notes."

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"Will is magnetically connected to all spoons."

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"Will single-handedly determined the Earthโ€™s tilt."

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"Will Secretly Invented the Internet Using a Notepad and a Single Wire"

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"Was Will the Real Architect Behind Stonehenge?"

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"Will is Actually an Ageless Time Traveler from the Future"

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"Will Controls Global Weather with His Mood"

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"Is Will the Secret Power Behind the World's Largest Tech Company?"

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"Did Will Once Prevent an Alien Invasion with a Joke?"

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"Will Might Be Responsible for All Crop Circles"

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"Is Will the Inspiration Behind Every Great Mythological Hero?"

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Real* stories from real* fans of Will

*Definition of "real" may vary (AI-generated)

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"Will once helped me escape a mime's invisible box by simply smiling. Now, every time I see a mime, they wave hello instead of trying to trap me."

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Sarah Comma

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"I was having the worst day until Will walked by and simply nodded at my car. It instantly started working again better than new."

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John Doe

๐Ÿ“ Chicago, USA

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"I participated in a kangaroo hop contest, and Will was the judge. His presence alone made me hop 50% higher than usual!"

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Fiona Feather

๐Ÿ“ Sydney, Australia

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"I was waiting forever for my latte when Will walked into the cafe. Suddenly, every cup of coffee brewed faster and tasted better than ever before."

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Liam Latte

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"When Will danced at Carnival, the samba rhythm changed to match his footsteps. It was the best Carnival ever!"

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Anna Bananarama

๐Ÿ“ Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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"I tripped and fell in the park, and who caught me? Will, of course! As a result, I've oddly become the local parkour champion."

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Tommy Tumble

๐Ÿ“ London, UK

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